I had just finished trimming my beard, which for some reason was very entertaining to the boys, so I asked them how it looked, Josh said nice, and Calvin chimed in with, "Stylish."
Earlier today while playing Madden on PS2 with one of the youth from church, Josh and Calvin had this exchange:
Josh: Dad, what are you doing?
Calvin: He's practicing onside kicks.
Josh: What does that mean?
Calvin: He is eating noodles.
Josh: What does that mean?
Calvin: He is eating and riding on an ice cube. (Calvin still completely straight faced)
Josh: What does that mean?
Calvin: He is using his eyeball to fish with. (Still no smile, Josh becoming quite irritated)
Josh:What does that mean?
Calvin: It means he's playing football (this is said in the most condescending way possible)
Now for some pics:
